Has anyone seen my garlic? I used it two days ago to make something, I'm sure of it. There were at least four plump cloves left... and now it's gone! As though it walked off of its own accord. As though it were through with me and my kitchen. And no mice, I'm sure, since there were also some cookies on the counter, and everyone knows that cookies are far more enticing to mice than garlic.
If it turns up in your kitchen, won't you let me know? Send it back my way?